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" In its infinite wisdom the international tennis federation recently lifted its -- Against one restarting gas day. SK argued that his test results were alive he did not do cocaine and a Miami nightclub. He kissed a girl who did cocaine and a Miami nightclub odd the world has changed. Used to be trouble required sleeping with girls a low moral standing now you just have to kiss them. On the other hand desk and become a shining light for every knucklehead who test positive the gold standard of alibis. NASCAR is Jeremy Mayfield -- used as -- mayfield attributed his positive test for methamphetamine. To Claritin. Really cleric and do you think that would get him a sponsorship. Why not something believable like I made out of -- you telling me you can't find one of those of the racetrack. Instead. Made field goals right -- ahead of the knucklehead list. Let's see there's cyclist Floyd Landis -- said his abnormally high testosterone level came not from doping. But -- whiskey. Brandon Marshall severed an artery a vein -- nerve and five tendons after slipping on. Yet there's a McDonald's bed. This is a guy wants a new contract of course. Remember Michael Vick when he was just the plain old knucklehead that's secret compartment in his water bottle. It wasn't where he kept his drugs it's where he kept his jewelry. Then there's shortstop Clint Barmes who didn't hurt himself on an eight TV no he broke his collarbone. Lugging around. Deer meat. And don't forget Jeff Kent who broke his wrist. Washing his car baseball players in the best. Roger Clemens with his B twelve shots and the broken bat -- Mike -- he thought it was the ball remember it's still. Nobody -- Sammy Sosa. Yeah as -- only got in trouble brought corked bat. But he said he only used it in batting practice. Now Sosa has been identified. As one of the 104. Players who tested positive for steroids in 2003. Time to come clean Sammy tell the truth. Tell them you only kissed Mark McGwire once."