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Current Video: The College Experiment: Week 2

Sharp-tongued comedian Josh Wolf takes a look at the top stories in college football from a humorous perspective.

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" I think that's right I'm just hello and welcome to week no doubt about Clement -- back. Insert. Witty you hear. But it scripting. You hit it hit my I didn't actually put a joke in there -- just insert witty. And we're in big hit that. Welcome you here aren't there right so any governing -- up. Let's get back to our crowd was the last weekend and unranked pac ten opponent shocked the mighty US. In other related news Chris Smith is going to be on December 25 that here and I expect -- a year any right around. March 7. Pete Carroll interviewed about the lot on camera afterwards. On camera security seriously warehouses interviews. Yeah can get there weren't even interviewed on the moment Gordon interviewed on camera. Bloodied her weird account experiment have this special -- tech generator. Not to be confused with the walk -- container that in the Delorean. Completely different. But this brand spanking new technology. That Lola at what Pete."

" Carroll was really thinking. Well it was impossible to see imminent -- people look at Billick and trying but I couldn't got in the locker room and always here. -- and to congratulate this is a fantastic accomplishment for him anything in the early part of this program and then. You know -- Now that this is over I'm proud I am really proud of him in the end and for all those guys -- that if you come more prone to do something like that that's really cool and I know. How much fun it is in the end. So it if you can do it I'm thrilled for him."

" Now moving to a team that still has a shot at the BCS championship. Urban Meyer has expressed concerns about the health of his University of Florida football team with a -- an outbreak of swine flu in Gainesville. Apparently Meyer was unaware that the virus was actually want to live. He was more concerned that his team would contract -- virus that would cause them to play like Arkansas. I want to Meyer was able to differentiate the two he had this to say what you bought stock picture old and there is. Period -- and George Michael have both recently invested heavily. In -- moisturizer. The Al low enriched ultra nursing kind of not the menthol. -- And -- spend this week Charlie Weis has finally silence his critics. Just one week after Notre Dame had a crushing loss to Michigan the fighting Irish rebounded with a home win against the spartans of Michigan State. And we that a lot of pressure has been taken -- head coach Charlie Weis. We just happen to have exclude camera for his post game speech. In the locker. Are you kidding me trying to what some but. Seriously find the real Chrebet has poking a speech this is embarrassing anyone do we have. Now I think I am an area not in our group. While we're finding that we have officially starter -- countdown to know."

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" That's -- yeah we're talking about the issue will competition between Harvard and Yale that have been played in 1875. The next game. Is in 59 days thirteen hours 22 minutes and eleven seconds. Now let's take a look at how -- fans are getting up for the big game."

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" End our final story brings us back to last weekend Tennessee Florida game. Although balls lost the gators. They get blown out and because of that many local Tennessee fans are calling it a moral victory for the team. Wow what a great recruiting tool for Lane Kiffin to -- can't you get seeing him in the recruit litters and it sent. Even if we lose we're gonna happen bond fund bond. And your child will get an orange lights and the juice box after every game but."

" And not speaking. For a guy like to drink they're doll after the big game. Back by popular man time for our patron saint -- college experiment none other than. Then -- got ahead. Of me."

" They showed why I don't third well."

" man -- they wanted to take my wife found to a movie this weekend."

" I hope we can find it -- it goes -- the first 11 quarter yeah. Did I forget to wear pants."

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" Thank you Joe Papa that. And you guys -- and we -- college -- we don't have a lot of money by the way as if you couldn't -- first -- let me just say this let me -- for a second -- You're left for me -- the craft service table there was one bagel with a bite taken out of it. There's no money here frank they obviously can't afford to pay an analyst. -- we'd ask volunteers. His name is -- the end he gets respect. There's only one way to find out what the hell that was. We have put -- in charge."

" Talked me about it."

" Well well well well well much going on there OI just need you know little heads up another -- to Oakland continue to be one of those right now -- currency."

" Okay. Panic if I heard it. And I think yeah in -- me head out of the yeah let me help you know. Are you ready for -- to number one. Year. -- watch it eloquently made. It."

" Question number one from Tommy -- trial department stores and done your turn -- USC. The quarterback and how do you get it back and B yeah. Of these parties yet to win everything but even -- What you lot of help us now. Power -- conference. Who you have left on the schedule not sure that get you there. That -- for Hoosier quarterback Matt Barkley if he's healthy. That's the problem because Aaron corp -- supposed to be number one right this isn't struggle against Washington and -- state. Over the satellite on it. He was eight no it Arkansas never lost the game as a starter he would like an opportunity that Barkley if healthy. Another two from Merck -- rule -- play hardly get any credit legit national. They would definitely get that it should you know wide body of work. We're about two years and years of success that was Boise State is not just winning the Fiesta Bowl against Oklahoma. And he did last year get points at a bowl against TCU. No Boise State are right and now they're part of the big boys even though they're not a big -- conference. What does hurt them. Playing in the -- they -- in the Mountain West Conference. And had run the gauntlet of TCU would you top BYU it would definitely get back in it went undefeated. I think it was in the national championship game that's what about west conference with their power rating Orton I couldn't get."

" More respect -- when -- referring there are. And by the way birds don't on the turf making it water -- And urban -- EPA yeah I think he did it -- music a cameo yeah Aardsma and -- bird. Question number three number -- K. USC Ohio State won. I think it's because quarterback since the clever positioning USC we're talking about guys in recent years Carson Palmer -- Matt Barkley was high school all American coming up starting as a freshman people know -- are -- Ohio State route prior. We talked about it -- more high school people -- who yes. Greg -- called -- quarterback in Alabama. No one really do Greg -- sport -- why I basically started what's. Because chase Daniel had been the quarterback it is high school prior to apple is one season as a starter undefeated state championship. That if you go back. You hit eight great -- it right never lost to -- the starting quarterback. You know help them."

" Greg -- or is really sound like it court he on the plumbers them. Womack over I'd actually got a back up in the -- it caught the -- felt like a quarterback it and of course he has split Texas I mean you can't Colt McCoy playing. Anywhere but textbook -- right not -- Yeah net. Questionable -- every week we -- couple questions from an email from them people on campus they just want them advice from Charles and charge. The question of reports and JJ -- aren't Israel football team up. How can we save our season. Quit. More you watch over yet when I know you are -- yet. But use you apparently are really bad. I mean can't you find Greg -- or away or somebody like that come down."

" Get on someone. I think guy to get kicked off the team quit because of the playing time put him on your team that maybe you'll have a chance otherwise quit."

" I would also -- inclement when it well but sometimes it helps you can't back up. Some some guys play better yeah I think your point is the first that. Is the -- Charles -- appreciated again always --"

" Thank you Charles Miller and we here at college -- we have no money we also don't have the attention span. Do you like in in depth Expos say on the spread offense or computer rankings. Hell we barely had the attention span tape an entire show. Are you can be kidding me c'mon. All you -- in here but you. You know strictly. At the."

" One thing we do have time for. Any coed and mini skirt around the country to look for the ultimate game day experience. Hey don't say anything just say thank you. They collar -- skipper but we call her our hot girls on campus."

" Really. Hey -- I'm hearing I intact for the showdown. Between the -- right in the Texas Tech Red Raiders we got this party started right last night mild on the red on its streak. Definitely one of the best places to party in America."

" Creepy Brady singled out. This staggering."

" Even until it doesn't. Yeah."

" The hell is listen we cannot faces you can our bodies. We go out there was what I team a 100% and where loud and crazy. Mother you know some --"

" I'm Tony -- about you come about to finish his -- hopefully less than 32 call -- here and around. And both got -- what -- strawberry fit the bears' normal. You have to fabric today the bears' normal approach early. Maintain the integrity of the --"

" You give him out there. I feel bad all my family is from Texas Tech and I just know that whenever I go home to not there are going to be crushed disappointed humiliated not set. I'll be sitting there realizing I'm at the right choice come into the University of Texas."

" So yeah on the field -- the fans in the deep -- and glanced down and who exactly is being down."

" Because if this amassed got to listen -- okay and -- part of you can. Furlongs. Maniac like -- valiant campaign they let you ask rationing this physical okay."

" It's day iron he's commanding the big man and they're coming out of -- Chris Ellis --"

" You can't tax dollars it's being it's -- look back do you really easy. -- Okay."

" And last year's matchup -- that's -- red -- halfback helped the I'm thinking up o'clock. Detect a line of scores is notorious for having -- This year the longhorns have improved their time of possession need to lighten the opposite me. Now like the second play -- basic 43 defense if you -- I detect resigning Damon and I am at Texas tech's defense. How easy penetrate me."

" I loved the time. That's there's impression."

" Okay this is like public figure I do not need Dodgers stave off a little momentum from assemblage of things and it. Oh how it up penetrate down low drive dressed up the middle. Never really really are running back did it's a whole lot harder yeah Dickie pound limit for four quarters that that really wasn't out there glass and undecided and all. Largest game of being a bag didn't. Does not very often that aesthetically pleasing as you know producing units come up and ask me questions like that B yes ma'am I would attack the middle."

" But pretty and sixteenth I take B goes belly I I don't cookie. And I think I'd take down that I beer bottle didn't see you back Dan."

" the bunker and had they -- position and turn your head call that's what us like."

" That's a pretty vulgar and next sneak around the Tuscaloosa. -- now I'm going to get my Freddie Mac guy not sixteenth so -- and."

" He Yankee. I think that fact guy just penetrated his underwear -- Duncan about. Thought. This just then come and check my fake -- We finally have the correct Charlie -- post game locker room speech from last Saturday -- place."

" You gotta be kidding me. Does anyone. Does anyone know where the real Charlie -- think this -- can we get -- up sometime accordion and it's just -- For now let's take you know a guy who has his finger on the -- of college football in his Speedo my --"

" That's right it's time for Petrova have a -- everybody take us from day to me."

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" Coincided. That the US draft it's like BA's all over again. -- Jimmie Johnson. Look at look at Dennis Erickson before. Let's face sell Wrigley look at that problem though that's the bats in the Ivan walks -- want to come back."

" your head quarterback. He's -- he's accurate passes and confident."

" Randy Shannon."

" We'll probably -- I got Oklahoma and Miami."

" I'll bet -- whoever. Call poll -- best before the club I'm getting so excited. They really well. The national championship for Corey Harris what I'm."

" He's all over again you got your movie -- tonight I'm."

" Get myself right round baby right round -- maybe it's like wow."

" In my field day going oh BA -- back absolutely."

" I would pay good money -- just do little electric bill go live come on you know and I'm talking about break it down war."

" This week well -- scientific prediction -- we have got to present a Bulldog. And Cincinnati Barrett."

" Thank you doing to watch star ratings adulthood. Yeah or any cracks me. Had the call. I'm sorry."

" Okay. -- my god."

" Wow."

" Hi Greg can count Randy I think your window ended his obsession with -- cat. Finally out it's okay buddy were all --"

" Next week we are going to start reading emails on the air. Yeah. Get our Mac computer and email us that college experiment at fox sports that count. The first five emails we get this week get a special prize to be named later and it's named nothing. And then also follow up plays on Twitter at college act. -- I have may think you -- in my other here this time it is. And I'm getting word that we finally found the real Charlie why it's -- game clip before we say goodbye. That's please throw it."

" Among not -- that not him that it's seriously."

" Golf. He brought me. It there isn't that link I want to beat German wife seriously in -- second week we pick and again you kidding me when. Winds up."

" But it if not. Are you kidding me right now that's still want."

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