Current Video: College Experiment: Opening Monologue
What do USC's defense and Paris Hilton's prom dress have in common? Listen to Josh Wolf's opening monologue to find out!
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" And lap the USC trojans now -- handing USC its worst loss in the Pete Carroll Ara. It just to show that snapped the economy has really hit everyone hard."
" I mean even USC clearly isn't spending as much money on their player than mark who. Running freshman Michael Gaines went three USC's defense like it was Paris Hilton. In a heap on the ground shredding and bloody."
" You might like he's back on those prescription medicines a little bit one of the crop RI hate that. But on. At the growing that the disappointment repeat I -- of course started with a lot of mark and then there was that loss to Washington and now wait. A lot of credit and everybody."
" I don't -- that I get -- scenic highway might have built Allen and."
" Well generally know you."
" I don't continued -- streak appointment out of their -- this weekend. The wind land at Iowa number four in the latest BCS rankings making them."
" He biggest jam the -- Iowa the Easter Bunny well and that he didn't believe and you. Milli -- and me here not that good. -- Aniston and Brad they want to get real. The inaugural recipient of the -- experiments might lean toward none other than Mike Leach. Came under fire last week for the fat little girlfriend comment after his team lost Texas and a one of -- Fat little girlfriends in question broke out this."
" I just not up my weight has absolutely nothing to do their lack of success doesn't make any sense like. He doesn't know us."
" I look I don't look like she was in his studio. But the light she was actually blocking out was that on."
" Not like any -- cartilage did not back down from them on the."
" Apologized and then -- you know. Absolutely not a news coaches. We failed. To make our coaching points are points more compelling than their fat little girlfriends and other federal girlfriends have some obvious advantages. For one thing their fellow girlfriends telling them what they wanna hear which is how great she wore and help you how easy it's going to be."
" You know coach -- at that point he should really only be going up against 13 and apparently. -- And this -- might -- award goes to. If you go back and I thought. And I'd like to -- but. Those that it -- I think we do love this guy he would object -- one of any other words wins and four."
" Then today we're going to talk about avoiding debit card anxiety. Debit card anxiety is when you've got to the sub and you try to -- peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And if you're standing there aren't lying. You're sweating because you don't know of the debit card as if they approve or disapprove."
" You know coach the -- maybe you should take them more time to learn how to read up a cue cards and stop making -- of people's baton Nadal girlfriend. I'm just saying."
" And now. I'm short -- and apply. Over at the blog but sport. This will be. Satan is made up more about the job in the eagles' second meeting. Josh Payton. It's transparent. However. Your old job but have cursing your darkness like that and -- liked it."
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" Acog experiment. Are you at all Mike and that are transferring to and might have your unique situation. But yeah. Meant."
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" Ben got you through."
" mean what happens to you when you transferred to that new college without at that. Our body good luck wherever you end up. Now we have nothing but gratitude for people over at dad's been proposing to take a penalty head coach lane -- and -- First stop her name Atlanta. Seriously."
" They never got out without a bill Redick."
" And I can just hated team dinners you know the guy and that being an economic -- Drop off or. I'm better number of picking that up --"
" Thank mrs. Kiffin."
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" Imagine how many boxes and you want respect up in that trailer park."
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